"I'm seeing my lawyer later this afternoon."
Source: AC Hoffmann, a South African man who was
thrown off a Nationwide Airlines flight in Cape Town, South Africa
over Easter weekend. There he was, minding his own business,
reading a pornographic magazine on board the aircraft, when a
flight attendant asked him to stow the reading material. Airline
executives say Hoffman pitched such a fit that he was deemed unsafe
to fly and taken off the plane.