...You Folks Are Crazy!

Well, the captions are in and once again, ANN readers have shown the true colors of their twisted (but well-appreciated) senses of humor. Here's the picture...

...and here are the captions you sent us:

In the old cavalry when we circled the wagons
the guns used to point out.
--WL

“Air Force 1 … Army 0”
--Jon, Louisville (KY)

Did you check the safety? NO, I thought you did!
--Larry, Augusta (GA)

NO, NOT YET! I TOLD YOU, WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES!
--David, FA49, Ocala (FL)

"Do you think that we'd make good screeners for the TSA?"
--Dave, KTYS, Knoxville (TN)

"Pull the trigger...no,you pull it!!"
--Terry, GRR, Kentwood (MI)

Left 50 Drop 25.... Fire for effect!
--Ken, Oley (PA)

Now let's see -- if I can just... feel my way around the breech... to where the trigger is... a-a-a-a-h, there it is!
--Paul, Prescott (AZ)

"Sorry Sir, the TSA said they don't care who you are, you're not bustin' a Presidential TFR."
--Cody, Phoenix (AZ)

Don't worry Ridge. We've got General Aviation in our SIGHTS!!!
--David, Floral City (FL)

"Heck, its time and 'Big Bird' is still nowhere in sight. But the orders were clear; we give the ceremonial salute at zero nine hundred."
--William, Dallas (TX)

"The Stunning New TSA Dress Uniform"
--Larry

TSA grounds the last flyable aircraft
--Rich, Hanover (IN)

Psssst! Psssssst Behind you...
--Glen, Shreveport (LA)

"Did you say this order was from President KERRY???"
--Jeff

"Today, the military conducted rehersals on what to do if Kerry gets elected."
--David, FLO

Thanks to all those who sent us their corn! If you have a picture worthy of a caption contest, send it on over!

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