Rap Song 'Don't Touch My Junk' Released | Aero-News Network
Aero-News Network
RSS icon RSS feed
podcast icon MP3 podcast
Subscribe Aero-News e-mail Newsletter Subscribe

Airborne Unlimited -- Most Recent Daily Episodes

Episode Date

Airborne-Monday

Airborne-Tuesday

Airborne-Wednesday Airborne-Thursday

Airborne-Friday

Airborne On YouTube

Airborne-Unlimited-05.19.25

Airborne-NextGen-05.20.25

AirborneUnlimited-05.21.25

Airborne-AffordableFlyers-05.22.25

AirborneUnlimited-05.23.25

Tue, Nov 23, 2010

Rap Song 'Don't Touch My Junk' Released

Michael Adams, AKA 'The Health Ranger', Takes Aim At TSA

The latest effort from a self-described socially conscious rap artist who released the song  I Want My Bailout Money" in 2008  takes aim at TSA's new airport security procedures. "Don't Touch My Junk" was released Friday as a free download.

Created by Michael Adams (the "Health Ranger"), "Don't Touch My Junk" is intended to point out the aggressive, "enhanced" pat-down procedures now being used by the TSA on air travelers. The song is based on the experiences of John Tyner who secretly recorded his conversation with TSA officials who tried to perform such a pat-down on him. In that video, he's heard telling TSA agents "Don't touch my junk, or I'll have you arrested."

Rapper Michael Adams, also the editor of the pro-health freedom website NaturalNews.com, incorporated those words into a rap song that puts what he calls a comedy spin on the issue, while delivering what he says is a powerful pro-freedom message. "This song is about reminding people to invoke their Fourth Amendment rights against unreasonable searches," says Adams, who adds, "airports are not Constitution-free zones."

The song, which is definitely not for children, features lines about "man junk" and what Adams describes as TSA molestation. It also borrows phrases from mainstream pop songs including "My Humps" (Black Eyed Peas) and "Don't Touch This" (MC Hammer). While much of the song and the video are humorous, if pointed, satire, they do draw a parallel between TSA and Nazi Germany, when the letters TSA are superimposed over a Swastika during the lyrics "it's time to stop these Big Brother Nazi thugs ..."

Radio host Alex Jones, who has often discussed the TSA procedures on his program, is also mentioned in the song, along with the Fourth Amendment and the U.S. Bill of Rights.

Adams describes himself as a journalist-turned-rapper who recently released another song and music video, "Just Say No to GMO". Adams, also known as the "Health Ranger," says he creates songs that capture popular sentiments about socially important causes such as civil rights, the psychiatric drugging of children and the safety of the national food supply. All his songs are offered as free MP3 downloads, and Adams says he earns no income or royalties from the songs.

"This song is about communicating an important message on civil liberties. Allowing our own government to finger our junk and molest our wives and children is irreconcilable with the liberties protected by the U.S. Constitution and its Bill of Rights," Adams says.

FMI: www.NaturalNews.com/music, www.NaturalNews.TV

Advertisement

More News

Oshkosh Memories: An Aero-News Stringer Perspective

From 2021: The Inside Skinny On What Being An ANN Oshkosh Stringer Is All About By ANN Senior Stringer Extraordinare, Gene Yarbrough The annual gathering at Oshkosh is a right of p>[...]

NTSB Prelim: Piper PA32RT

Video Showed That During The Takeoff, The Nose Baggage Door Was Open On May 10, 2025, about 0935 eastern daylight time, a Piper PA-32RT-300, N30689, was destroyed when it was invol>[...]

ANN FAQ: Follow Us On Instagram!

Get The Latest in Aviation News NOW on Instagram Are you on Instagram yet? It's been around for a few years, quietly picking up traction mostly thanks to everybody's new obsession >[...]

Aero-News: Quote of the Day (05.28.25)

"I think what is key, we have offered a bonus to air traffic controllers who are eligible to retire. We are going to pay them a 20% bonus on their salary to stay longer. Don't reti>[...]

ANN's Daily Aero-Term (05.28.25): Pilot Briefing

Aero Linx: Pilot Briefing The gathering, translation, interpretation, and summarization of weather and aeronautical information into a form usable by the pilot or flight supervisor>[...]

blog comments powered by Disqus



Advertisement

Advertisement

Podcasts

Advertisement

© 2007 - 2025 Web Development & Design by Pauli Systems, LC