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Tue, Nov 23, 2010

Rap Song 'Don't Touch My Junk' Released

Michael Adams, AKA 'The Health Ranger', Takes Aim At TSA

The latest effort from a self-described socially conscious rap artist who released the song  I Want My Bailout Money" in 2008  takes aim at TSA's new airport security procedures. "Don't Touch My Junk" was released Friday as a free download.

Created by Michael Adams (the "Health Ranger"), "Don't Touch My Junk" is intended to point out the aggressive, "enhanced" pat-down procedures now being used by the TSA on air travelers. The song is based on the experiences of John Tyner who secretly recorded his conversation with TSA officials who tried to perform such a pat-down on him. In that video, he's heard telling TSA agents "Don't touch my junk, or I'll have you arrested."

Rapper Michael Adams, also the editor of the pro-health freedom website NaturalNews.com, incorporated those words into a rap song that puts what he calls a comedy spin on the issue, while delivering what he says is a powerful pro-freedom message. "This song is about reminding people to invoke their Fourth Amendment rights against unreasonable searches," says Adams, who adds, "airports are not Constitution-free zones."

The song, which is definitely not for children, features lines about "man junk" and what Adams describes as TSA molestation. It also borrows phrases from mainstream pop songs including "My Humps" (Black Eyed Peas) and "Don't Touch This" (MC Hammer). While much of the song and the video are humorous, if pointed, satire, they do draw a parallel between TSA and Nazi Germany, when the letters TSA are superimposed over a Swastika during the lyrics "it's time to stop these Big Brother Nazi thugs ..."

Radio host Alex Jones, who has often discussed the TSA procedures on his program, is also mentioned in the song, along with the Fourth Amendment and the U.S. Bill of Rights.

Adams describes himself as a journalist-turned-rapper who recently released another song and music video, "Just Say No to GMO". Adams, also known as the "Health Ranger," says he creates songs that capture popular sentiments about socially important causes such as civil rights, the psychiatric drugging of children and the safety of the national food supply. All his songs are offered as free MP3 downloads, and Adams says he earns no income or royalties from the songs.

"This song is about communicating an important message on civil liberties. Allowing our own government to finger our junk and molest our wives and children is irreconcilable with the liberties protected by the U.S. Constitution and its Bill of Rights," Adams says.

FMI: www.NaturalNews.com/music, www.NaturalNews.TV

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