"She was involved in everything. She single-handedly saved the
country."
Source: Cynthia Stroot, of the Defense
Department's Criminal Investigative Service (DCIS), speaking to the
Raleigh News and Observer with tongue firmly planted in cheek. She
was referring to 34-year old Lisa Jane Phillips, arrested recently
for impersonating a military officer and eleven other criminal
counts. Among the commendations she frequently wore with her
surplus-store uniforms was a European/North African Theater
campaign medal from World War II, last awarded sixty years ago.