The Force is Weak with This One
Walt Disney World Florida’s Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser Hotel is slated to close on 28 September 2023. The Star Wars-themed luxury destination appears to be joining the tattered remnants of Lucasfilm’s once mighty Star Wars Intellectual Property (IP) on a one-way trip to the Sarlacc pit—therein, as C-3PO set forth, to: “… find a new definition of pain and suffering as [they] are slowly digested over a thousand years.”