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Mon, Jan 08, 2007

Canadian Artist Plans To Float Giant Banana Over Texas

Yes, You Read The Headline Correctly

A spokesman for the FAA says the agency has a few questions regarding a Canadian artist's plan to send a 1,000-foot-long, helium-filled banana into the skies over Texas. They're probably not the only ones.

"I want to bring some humor to the Texas sky," Montreal artist Cesar Saez explained in a story published Sunday in the San Antonio Express-News. "This will be the largest airship ever built, and it's going to stay in the sky longer than any balloon ever did, using 19th-century technology."

Saez plans to launch his mammoth bamboo and paper dirigible -- dubbed, appropriately enough, the Geostationary Banana Over Texas project -- from a site in Mexico in summer 2008. The plan calls for the flying banana to ride the jet stream as it heads east, at altitudes as high as 20 miles above Earth (meaning those on the ground would still be able to see it). The balloon would eventually disintegrate.

And yes, he IS serious. Moreover, he's already raised about a fifth of the estimated $1 million cost for the project, from such organizations as the Canada Council for the Arts.

"There's no question this is a serious artistic project," said CCA spokeswoman Donna Balkan. "It's a work of public art, but what makes this project unusual is that he's using the sky as his venue rather than a park or street corner."

The organization kicked in $15,000, according to the Express-News. Michigan-based nearSpace Technology is consulting on the high-flying project.

Saez, who is well-known in Quebec for his public works, compares the stratospheric altitudes his balloon would float across to the high seas -- open to free, unregulated exploration. But to the FAA, it's Class E airspace.

Just how the agency would handle a flying banana, though, is open to debate.

"My first reaction is, are you being taken for a ride? I had some trouble with my folks in Washington, they didn't believe it," said FAA Southwest Regional Spokesman Roland Herwig.

"You can't just put an object over the United States without checking with agencies and organizations," Herwig added. "They'd have to coordinate with the US Space Command and others, anyone from homeland security to the FAA, for something that goes to those altitudes."

A spokesman for Texas Governor Rick Perry says the guv is taking the proposed use of airspace over his state in good humor.

"If it works, people will probably go ape over it," the spokesperson stated. "We have to be careful, though, because putting bananas in orbit could create a slippery situation."

FMI: www.geostationarybananaovertexas.com

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