Loving It Up While You're Going Down

Well, we admit it. We were overwhelmed by the response to our last caption contest. We've been too busy giggling to compile the results. We finally got tough, and mercilessly sliced and diced our way through the hundreds of entries to narrow them down to these two dozen finalists.

Vote for your favorite! Copy/Paste it into an e-mail to editor@aero-news.net. Your email vote MUST include the words June 22 Caption Contest 2005 in the subject line. You can simply click on or copy the link below to cast your ballot. It's a freedom thing!

• "See!?!…right there in front of you…that's my house!!"
• "Mu - .92...Carter Copters, here we come!"
• "Oh crap, I think we're still tied down Sir."
• "Tilt rotors?  We don't need no stinkin' tilt rotors!"
• "Did you remember to check the weight and balance?"
• "Hey! Is that a NUDE beach down there?"
• CFI, in a calm and reassuring voice, "Okay.  Now look up and recover..."
• "OK, ctrl-alt-delete didn't unfreeze the fly-by-wire ... what do I do? ... What!?!  FORMAT THE HARD DRIVE AND REINSTALL WINDOWS!?!"
• "Found my pen.  Thanks."
• "Hang on while I readjust my seat"
• "So, this is how they create crop circles?"
• The military preparing to drop off Senator Dick Durbin at his Capital Hill office after discussing with him the finer points of the interrogation practices of the United States Military at Gitmo.
• "Here we go loop da loo…"
• "Now THIS is how a steep approach is done!"
• "Beam me up Scotty QUICK!"
• "Now where did I put that unusual attitude checklist?"
• IP: "Um, I've got it."
• "So that's what that does.............."
• "Kirby Chamblis, weekend warrior."
• "This is our newest model: the Oh-$#it-nook".
• "Push forward on the stick to make the houses look bigger!"
• "NO, it's MY turn to fly!"
• "Somebody Get That Bee Out of Here!!"
• "I'm sure it's VFR, I can see the ground....."

FMI: June 22 Caption Contest 2005