As If Pilots Didn't Have Enough To Worry About...
If you fly out of a seaside airport, you'd best be on the
lookout for some nefarious ne'er-do-wells. They're big, they have a
taste for fish... and they may be drunk. They're pelicans... and
four of the large birds are in custody in Southern California on
suspicion of being drunk, after one of them flew into a car's
windshield as three of its similarly addled brethren looked on.