Colorado Man Learns You Should Not Drink And Dial ... 911
50 search and rescue personnel in La Plata County, Colorado,
were scrambled after a man called 911 and reported that his arm had
been severed in a plane crash, and that up to 12 people had been
killed.The Durango Herald reports that the caller, 59-year-old
Edward Pretzer, was visibly intoxicated when he was arrested