"She said if
anybody was going to touch her, she was going to touch them. [She
was] just an average middle-aged person who got
upset."
Source: Lt. Tod Dahle of the Fargo
(ND) airport police department, commenting on the actions of an
unidentified woman who smacked a TSA agent with her boarding pass
when he attempted to frisk her prior to allowing her to board
a flight.