Man Found Naked In Woods Near Official's Home

And now, from the police blotter: authorities in Swatara Township in central Pennsylvania responded to a call from a resident Sunday night at 9:30pm.

The Central Pennsylvania Patriot-News reports the call had come in from Fire Chief Robert Furlong, who reported hearing noises outside his home. When he went to investigate, he found an intoxicated woman inside the fire department's Chevrolet Tahoe.

The woman told police there was a naked man in the woods, and after searching on foot until almost midnight, they called in a helicopter. About that time, a woman who lives in the 300 block of Summit Ridge called 911 to report a naked man came out from behind her parked car and asked her for a pair of shorts.

Police said they found the man a few minutes later hiding behind a shed. He was taken into custody wearing only a wrist watch and flip-flops. The rest of his clothes were found in the woods, where the drunk woman said the pair had decided to enjoy a romantic interlude while walking back to their motel room from a diner.

The suspects were arraigned on numerous charges, and bail was set at $10,000 each.

So, we hear you asking... why is this on Aero News? Well, the police report identified the suspects as 24-year-old Pinnacle Airlines pilot Jeffrey Paul Bradford, and 24-year old Pinnacle Airlines flight attendant Adrianna Grace Connor.

Pinnacle Airlines could not be reached for comment. We imagine their parents are mighty proud, too.

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