Big Eye In Sky Turned Earthward, Finds Terror Kingpin
04.01.05 Special Edition: It was a Homer
Simpson moment. As CIA Director Porter Goss was headed for work
Thursday morning, he suddenly sat ramrod-straight in the back of
his limo. Fearing his boss was having a seizure or worse, his
driver immediately made to pull over. But the former Florida
Congressman waived him on.
"What's wrong?" asked the unidentified driver, alarmed.
"I've figured out how to find Osama bin Laden," said Goss.
"DOH!"